Why ronaldo is a douche




















Currently, he is the offensive coordinator at the University of Alabama. It seems they know of his douchiness in Tennessee as well. There's no denying that Bryce Harper carries himself with an air of douchiness, but the fact that the year-old Washington Nationals outfielder is a big-time hitter that walks the walk kind of makes it less bad.

In fact it definitely makes it less bad. Because Bryce Harper is a charismatic athlete that carries himself with an air confidence that is intoxicating to sports fans, and at only 22 years old, he can do a lot for the game of baseball.

But the rookie of the year and cover of Sports Illustrated at only 16 years old is quickly getting dubbed a douche by more and more people.

A striking example of douche conduct was during an interview with GQ in in which he said the F-word almost a million times, he was also quoted saying "When I hit the ball I do want to hurt it I want to play the game hard. I want to ram it down your throat. He's made similar comments in the past as well, when asked about what he thought about Max Scherzer joining the Nationals he said "I just started laughing. I was like, where's my ring? It's his confidence, peppered with an air of cockiness that touches the line of douchiness that makes Bryce Harper a special kind of player.

People like an attitude like Bryce Harper's. If you're going to be a douche, why not be a Bryce Harper Douche. What's special about John Calipari is that he knows he's a douchebag, he just simply does not care. The NCAA head coach has been around long enough and has coached enough teams for us to have learned his tendencies.

His players get away with things they never should. More than once in his career he's left an NCAA team after it was hit with sanctions because of the shady things he would so as coach there. Being shady is one thing, but Capilari also has a constant smirk on is safe that would make him an automatic douche despite all his string pulling in the NCAA. To top it all off, he once called a reporter a "Mexican idiot" when coaching the New Jersey Nets.

Now, as an avid soccer fan I would like to say that I think Cristiano Ronaldo is one of the greatest players to ever play the game. There's no denying his sheer skill, his raw strength, and his dedication to being the best. He's as passionate as anyone, works harder than anyone, looks great doing it, and is the athlete that donates the most money in the entire world.

However, despite all of this, Ronaldo does occasionally come off as a bit of a douche. It's the perfect hair, the tan that almost looks sprayed, the occasional tantrums on the field, and his competitive nature that push people to hate him or insult him. There's also a Cristiano Ronaldo museum opening is his home town in Portugal. Needless to say, perhaps it's a bit much from the Portuguese star.

He has an insufferable ego, but who are we to judge. If we had the fame, talent, and money that Ronaldo did, making him the second highest paid athlete in the world the first is on this list as well , we'd probably come off as a bit douchy as well. Although shamelessly promoting himself for individual awards, as well as yelling SI when he won the Ballon D'Or are unexplainable.

He earned the core of his douche reputation during his college years at the University of Notre Dame, where his character and lack of leadership were constantly a question mark. He first arrived at Notre-Dame in a limousine, flashing his high school rings impressively. These were just the early tells that told us Jimmy Clausen was a douche. He would end up with a severely mediocre record over his course at South Bend, and was considered a character risk of a player every since then. Here's another one for the MLB.

This Atlanta Braves catcher has earned his douche reputation by being a bit of a jerk to his own teammates, and others, over his years in the MLB.

He's been known as being a bit of a jerk and snobby with players lacking experience that haven't made a name for themselves. He's an annoying player at best, and likes to be constantly irritating at all times. Whether it works or not is for you to decide, but it's definitely tarnished his reputation in the big leagues.

Who can forget the incident with Cubs Michael Barrett, who punched Pierzynski right in the face after he barreled him over, slapping the plate as the ball rolled away from Barrett. He would then walk to the bench, hands up like a douche in front of a sold-out Wrigley Field.

One of the more known cases was against then year-old Jane Doe in the bathroom of a club. Rest of the UK. Crosby Liverpool. Dewsbury West Yorkshire. South Shields. Whitley Bay. Bamber Bridge. Bexhill on Sea. Bishop's Cleeve. Bognor Regis. Buckhurst Hill. Bury St Edmunds. Canvey Island. Colwyn Bay. East Kilbride. Ellesmere Port. Fair Oak. Great Yarmouth. Haywards Heath. Heald Green. Hedge End. Hemel Hempstead. Hodge Hill. King's Lynn. Kings Heath. Kings Lynn.

Leamington Spa. Leighton Buzzard. Letchworth Garden City. Lytham St Annes. Milton Keynes. New Malden. Newton Aytcliffe.

North Shields. Royal Tunbridge Wells. Royal Wooton Bassett. St Andrews. St Austell. St Helens. St Ives. St Neots. Sutton Coldfield. Thornton Cleveleys. Three Bridges. Warmley Bristol. Welwyn Garden City. West Bridgford. West Bromwich. Republic of Ireland.

Carrick on Suir. Newcastle West. Port Laoise. All Dublin. Temple Bar. American Football. Formula 1. Gaelic Football. Africa Cup Of Nations. Asian Cup. Autumn Internationals. Autumn Nations Cup. Challenge Cup. Commonwealth Games. Community Shield. Confederations Cup. Copa America Davis Cup. EURO EURO Qualifying. Europa League. European Rugby Challenge Cup. FA Cup. French Open. German Super Cup. Sour grapes, to be sure, but at the same time, you just can't look at the guy for more than a minute without wanting to punch a kitten.

In other words, he's Europe's A-Rod. And that means A-Rod, you need to step it up. Look, A-Rod, I hate you. You're a whiny, entitled, vain prick who kisses himself in the mirror.

You're the worst. But dammit, you're our worst. And I will not have America getting defeated in a pro athlete douche-off. So A-Rod, the gauntlet is dropped.



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