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Robert Zemeckis - Fritz Lang - John G. Avildsen - Browse Quotes. Cal : We went to Tijuana, Mexico, you know? And we thought it would be fun, you know, to go to a show.
Everybody says you gotta check out one of these shows. We get there and we think it's gonna be awesome and It's kinda gross.
Andy Stitzer : Yeah. Cal : You think "A woman fuckin' a horse" and you get there and Cal : It was really giving it to her. And you know what? To be honest I just felt bad for her, we all just felt bad for her.
Cal : I kinda felt bad for the horse! Andy Stitzer : Wow, that's something. Cal : So what about you? What did you get up to? Andy Stitzer : You know, I just kinda hung out. I was Andy Stitzer : Oh man, Friday, I really wanted an egg salad sandwich and I was just obsessing about it and I was like, 'Man, I'm gonna make one of those.
And then, by the time I was done, I didn't really feel like like eating it. Cal : I can imagine. Andy Stitzer : And I didn't have any bread. Andy Stitzer : So you know, it was pretty good. It was a good weekend. Cal : Sounds pretty awesome. Andy Stitzer : Yeah, it was fine.
Cal : Sounds really fun. Cal : Cool Cool cool. Cal : [Andy turns away and Cal mimics blowing his own brains out with a finger pistol]. Cal : If she starts waxing his pubes, I'm outta here.
David : You know how I know that you're gay? David : You like the movie "Maid in Manhattan". Cal : You know how I know you're gay? David : How? Cal : I saw you make a spinach dip in a loaf of sourdough bread once. David : You have a rainbow bumpersticker on your car that says, "I love it when balls are in my face".
David : [loses his second "Mortal Kombat" match] Goddamn it! Cal : I'm ripping your head off right now. It's off. And now I'm throwing it at your body. Cal : [shouts] Fuck you! David : Aww Cal : Be David Caruso in "Jade.
Andy Stitzer : Oh, ok, I know exactly what you're talking about. Cal : You've gotta wait till the seed grows into a plant. Then you've gotta fuck the plant. Waxing Lady : So this is your first time getting body wax? Andy Stitzer : Yes. Yes, it is. Waxing Lady : Take off your shirt.
Andy Stitzer : Ok. Waxing Lady : [calls out] Oh Cal : I'm staying. This is gonna be good. Waxing Lady : [calls out] And clear all my appointments in the afternoon! Jay : Wassup, dawg, what happened? How was the date with Trish? Andy Stitzer : Oh, it was a disaster.
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